Goodbye, Disgusting Monsters of the Sea!!!

As you people already know are two things I hate in this world: oysters, which I'd refer to as the boogers of the sea were that not offensive to actual boogers, and my friends succeeding. - Xmastime, 2012

I’m almost embarrassed it's taken me this long to finally find a solution to the problem that is the eating of oysters, but I have: Oyster Toast! Why go through the disgusting act of having to actually eat an one of these fucking river turds when you can take the small heel ends of some rustic bread, toast that shit up & add a dollop of Kerry's Gold & blammo!! - a better version of the should-never-be-discussed-again oyster!

YOU'RE WELCOME, EARF!!