Sometimes I wonder if I should've been born Jewish, although to be fair that's based purely on Neil Simon and Larry David, so my eyes lit up when I saw the price of my pork chops
* was my birthday which I immediately took as a sign that I was correct in my wondering if I should've been born as one of The Chosen People....right up until a second later when I realized that surely such a connection would more likely suggest the OPPOSITE meaning, so...so I ignored that shit like Bobby Kennedy ignoring the second letter from the Russians during the Bay of Pigs, motherscratchers!
*stay tuned for my next #1 hit on the charts,
The Price of My Pork Chops as set to the tune of
The Tracks of My Tears
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