Life. It's Really Happening, Isn't It

I went on a riff that totally destroyed my office when I was walking out earlier this evening, I floated on air to the elevators as the peals of laughter eventually started dying down, and I continued floating until I realized I'd forgotten my jacket and the lightning fast Calculus in my head told me I couldn't push on & just leave it, so I had to go back amongst the throng to my desk, now feeling like a totally anticlimactic turd in my own punch bowl.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "didn't a very similar thing happen to comedy genius Albert Brooks, meaning you're probably as much of a comedy genius as comedy genius Albert Brooks?"

Sigh. Yes it did, faithful readers, YES it did! 🤣🤣🤣🤣