Monday, March 17, 2025

WELL, Well, Well....

...just the other day, as you nice people already know full well, I mentioned my goddaughter & my new interest in Poppi soda; SUDDENLY! oh gee whiz what do you know, SUDDENLY! Pepsi steps in & buys Poppi for $1.6B, just like that.

SIDE NOTE: apparently Coke is getting into the “healthy soda game” (eyeroll), but they’re doing so with these flavors: 

As you could tell from my personal Poppi soda rankings, the ones I like least are the fruit-based ones, and they’re even LESS worth a shit since they’re not even any healthier than the other flavors. I’d say Coke is gonna run themselves out of this little business tout suite until they realize part of the allure of these “healthy” sodas is drinking the more fun ones, like Poppi’s Doc Pop or Raspberry Rose. I have warned you, Coke: lighten up and do the right thing.

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