My Weekend, II

My buddy’s 15 year-old kid made mac & cheese the other day & of course after eating about 3 bites she left the rest in the pan on top of the stove for a coupla hours; when her dad eventually saw the orange mound of glop in the pan that was hardening more & more by the second he was like “Dafuck, how could you just leave this here like this?”, turning the pot upside down for effect; she stared at him for a second, you could hear the virtual rolodex inside her head furiously flipping through any excuse to get out of having to wash the pan, before finally landing on “I wanted to let it air out for a while” and skipping away out of the kitchen, leaving her father open-mouthed in horror & me jealous I’d never thought of that one before. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣