Thursday, April 03, 2025

Questions. I Have hem.

If you invented coffee today could you sell it?
"What's this?"
"Coffee."
"It's boiling hot."
"That's right."
"I can barely hold it. How long until I can drink it?"
"Right now."
"But it's boiling hot."
"Right."
"Literally boiling."
"Yep."
"What's it come from?"
"Beans."
"Where are the beans?"
"They're turned into grounds to make the coffee."
"Why are they called grounds?"
"They taste like the ground."
"It's still boiling hot."
"Drink it. It'll make your heart race."
"What?!"

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