Blown Opportunity du Jour (and it's a fucking doozy, people)

Ummmmmm…I mean we can call these “Pac-Mac donuts” if you want but who’s the fucking genius who decided to NOT include donut holes as part of it, as in you couldn’t dream up a better food item to play the role of the dots Pac-Man gobbles up if you spent the next 100 years trying????? 😡😡😡😡