Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Current Events

On top of the normal absurdity of Trump shitting his pants over Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen criticizing him from the stage while on tour in Europe is the idea that in the Year 2025 Anno Dominos Pizza we're supposed to GASP! and clutch our pearls about it being said "on foreign soil", as if it's not the Year 2025 Anno Dominos Pizza in which we hear everything anybody says instantly 24/7 around the entire planet and we’re in the old days of standing at the docks every day awaiting news from overseas by steamship (insert several eyeroll emojis here please).

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