1) Trump tells the American people they're gonna hafta make do with fewer Christmas presents this year because of his tariffs
2) Trump comes back form Middle East with a $400M airplane from Qatar like a labrador retriever with a bird in his mouth
3) Trump calls it a "gift to the American people!"
4) Trump wants to use it for Air Force One
5) It will take a coupla years & who knows how many millions of dollars to outfit the plane to be suitable for Air Force One
6) Dollars the American people will be paying, of course
7) The plane is supposed to end up at Trump's presidential library, please insert joke here
2) Trump comes back form Middle East with a $400M airplane from Qatar like a labrador retriever with a bird in his mouth
3) Trump calls it a "gift to the American people!"
4) Trump wants to use it for Air Force One
5) It will take a coupla years & who knows how many millions of dollars to outfit the plane to be suitable for Air Force One
6) Dollars the American people will be paying, of course
7) The plane is supposed to end up at Trump's presidential library, please insert joke here
8) Even after he's done as president, if that glorious moment ever comes, he's free to whiz around the world in the plane for free whenever he wants
8) Take a guess re: how many of the American people will get access to the plane that was "gifted to the American people".
8) Take a guess re: how many of the American people will get access to the plane that was "gifted to the American people".
I guess that's it, until of course we find the ACTUAL details of what's going on with all this, of which the only thing we know for sure is that it's definitely even worse than we're all imagining right now.
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