Crazy Carter Family Story That's Crazy

This Carter Family story (thank you Ken Burns!) is absolutely batshit bananas times a thousand and it's crazy it's not an incredibly famous story. In today's age of we're all connected to everybody everywhere every minute of every day you basically need to hold someone's eyelids open with masking tape (thanks Tom & Jerry!) and scream into their skulls to get them to notice anything you've done - I mean for fuck's sake I've literally written a book with my friends as characters and they still won’t read the fucking thing - and yet this insane stroke of boldness & luck lives amongst us to this day & forever later (and yes I will be trademarking Forever Later, funk you very much!)

PS - I edited this video to make it as succinct as possible - you may start thinking it's wandered off the plot but don't worry, it will all come together in the end like another brilliant John Sullivan plotline.