“LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT? COME ON DOWN TO WACKY WATTY’S LOW-LOW PRICED FISHING GEAR HURRY UP GOING FAST HE WILL PUNCH THAT STUPID FISH IN THE FACE IF IT GIVES YOU ANY TROUBLE HURRY ON DOWN TO WACKY WATTY'S: HE'S WATTY, AND HIS PRICES ARE WHACKY!"