Me. I'm Really Happening, Aren't I?

Presented before you in red numbers is my flow when I pick up my Panera iced tea 199 times a day:

1. pick up plastic cup/receipt

2. toss receipt into trash

3. get ice

Every single time I do this I brace myself for the swinging door I rather generously took time out of my day to make a green circle around for you people to suddenly swing open & into my face and since sadly I am who I am the answer to the question you're asking in your pretty little head right now is yes, of course I already have a well-rehearsed little speech prepared so that during the inevitable event everybody working there will be blown away by how cool I am about it.