State du Moi

There's a kid working down at Wegman's under the title of Person Who Hovers Around the Self-Checkout Waiting for Hubristic Idiots Who Think They Can Check Out Produce on Their First Try at the Self-Checkout and every time I see him he's got his beak in some sketchbook he's always working away at while ignoring everybody else & right now he's the most interesting person in my life.