Xmastime Friendly but Winning Debates

Via Mr. James Acton over at The New York Times - or as I call it, "The Times" -- HERE:

TO WHICH I, XMASTIME OF XMASTIME, so thus do retort:

Sure we can.

WE WILL LET YOU, THE PEOPLE, DECIDE WHO IS RIGHT, AND WHO IS STUPID! GODSPEED, PEOPLE!