Me. I'm Really Happening, Aren't I?

I just noticed the sunglasses I'm wearing are Foster Grants and while I don't wanna rub y'all's faces in it these aren't even my GOOD sunglasses so next time anybody asks how your ol' buddy Xmastime is doing these days you just look far off into the distance and pause for a moment before nodding slowly, "he's doing good...PRETTY, pretty, pretty good..." and then walking away.