Tuesday, July 15, 2025
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MAGA is currently experiencing its first brush with “OMG, maybe Trump’s NOT the second coming of Jesus?” thanks to the Epstein Files drama, despite people like me screaming this to them for an entire fucking decade now.
Meanwhile, MAGA men love to fetishize serious, no-nonsense! thinking like “facts don’t care about your feelings!” “government should be run like a business!” etc etc but instead of them rightly getting excoriated for being idiots & foisting a wannabe - for now - fascist dictator on the rest of us, I *have a feeling* there will be pretty much none of that and instead we’ll get wall-to-wall “will the Democrats handle MAGA’s tender hurt feelings with enough tenderness?” coverage for months, which will lead directly into “Democrats being such meanies is why Republicans turned to (insert whatever you can imagine being worse than fucking Trump here).” You can go ahead and & book that shit now, buddy.
Meanwhile, MAGA men love to fetishize serious, no-nonsense! thinking like “facts don’t care about your feelings!” “government should be run like a business!” etc etc but instead of them rightly getting excoriated for being idiots & foisting a wannabe - for now - fascist dictator on the rest of us, I *have a feeling* there will be pretty much none of that and instead we’ll get wall-to-wall “will the Democrats handle MAGA’s tender hurt feelings with enough tenderness?” coverage for months, which will lead directly into “Democrats being such meanies is why Republicans turned to (insert whatever you can imagine being worse than fucking Trump here).” You can go ahead and & book that shit now, buddy.
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