This is How Smiths Songs Start

I pride myself on never even remotely getting close to knowing any of the other people in my building but early this evening I was walking down the long hallway to Wegman’s & there was a woman behind me & then when a woman came walking thru the Wegman's door into the hallway she lit up to see the woman behind them & they immediately started blathering to each other and I've been fuming about it every moment since.