"State du Moi", a One-Act Play, by Xmastime

INT. LIVING ROOM – MORNING

XMASTIME

OMG I HATE CLOSED CAPTIONING ON DVDS!!! Why do they always default to the closed captioning being on, and then make it look like on is off and off is on in the goddam settings?! I HATE THIS AND WILL BURN THIS GODDAM BUILDING TO THE GROUND!!!

[Xmastime starts watching The Royle Family]

XMASTIME

You know what... I better turn the closed captioning on.

THE END