An Open Letter to People Exiting a D.C. Metro Car as I Wait Patiently to Get On

For fuck's sake you're not a goddam puppy being born into the world for the first time; instead of moving like you're in a thick bowl of soup led by eyes filled with wonder JUST 👏 GET 👏 OFF 👏 THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 TRAIN 👏 PLEASE👏!!!!