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What’s funny about the Cracker Barrel fiasco is that I promise you the first 100 people at Cracker Barrel in charge of making this decision are much smarter than my dumb ass & yet somehow out of all of us I seem to be the only one who’s learned that you know what, if you just shut the fuck up and wait about 30 seconds for Trump to get distracted by another shiny object to wave at his fucking cult members then before you know it it’s 2 weeks down the road & everybody’s back to stuffing your delicious chicken fried chicken down their fucking gullets while thinking about the company logo for a total of 0 seconds, which is the exact amount of time they’d spent thinking about the company logo since it debuted in 1977.