Grizzly Beach

Everyone makes fun & acts horrified whenever some dude rolls up on the beach proudly shirtless & covered in fur but the truth is everybody involved is pretty happy about it:

1. he's happy because you'd have to be cocky af to be this guy, which is why they pretty much always have curiously hot women on their furry arms

2. all of the ladies on the beach are happy because unless they're a part of the 0.001% of ladies drawn to Wolfman Back, they're just thrilled he's not their man

3. all the dudes on the beach are howling - pun intended - with laughter because no matter how many times it happens that shit is always hilarious