This picture doesn’t do it justice but Wegman's Tuscan bread - my newest favorite bread of all time, I mean oh my god - has such delightful nooks & crannies & little spots of grease throughout that I find myself slicing it up according to whatever flavor or texture I'm craving at the moment and whether it's going to require room temperature butter or cold butter, which makes me wonder if we should start slicing up the breads we love like we do the animals we love.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn’t you famously have one of the funniest Photoshop gags from 2009 that would get you canceled now but was so totally worth it to cement your legacy as a comedy genius?"
Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did!!!
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