Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Stumbling Upon a Field of (My) Dreams

XMASTIME
: Is this heaven?
WEGMANS: No. It's Wegmans.
XMASTIME: Wegmans? I could have sworn this was heaven.

[Starts to walk away]

WEGMANS: Is there a heaven?
XMASTIME: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.

[WEGMANS looks around, sees a new loaf of Olive Oil Tuscan bread coming out of the oven]

WEGMANS: Maybe this is heaven.



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