XMASTIME: Is this heaven?
WEGMANS: No. It's Wegmans.
XMASTIME: Wegmans? I could have sworn this was heaven.
[Starts to walk away]
WEGMANS: Is there a heaven?
XMASTIME: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.
[WEGMANS looks around, sees a new loaf of Olive Oil Tuscan bread coming out of the oven]
WEGMANS: Maybe this is heaven.

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