Saturday, September 13, 2025

XMASTIME is The Beatles of Athletes

There's a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode titled The Nanny from Hell in which Richard Lewis is trying to get official credit for the phrase "the _______ from Hell" (hear all about it in the Season 3 episode of XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM, The Nanny from Hell !!!!!!) and I'd like to introduce the practice of declaring something or someone to be "The Beatles of ________."

CRITERIA (for now)

- first class only; you've never seen The Beatles deign to let their stuff be sold in bins next to cash registers

- acknowledged by their peers to be the best in the field in a manner that would be best described as "whatever the opposite of begrudgingly is"

- earned a reputation for not only being the best but also outworking everybody else

- always the most charismatic, coolest thing/person in the room.

- if they're done, they went out on top

- somehow suddenly makes all who came before seem old/outdated 
INITIAL HALL OF FAME CLASS:

Michael Jordan is The Beatles of Athletes 
McDonald's is The Beatles of Fast Food Restaurants 
Seinfeld is The Beatles of Sitcoms 

Watching some poor kid get apple slices instead of fries for their Happy Meal

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