Sunday, December 07, 2025

Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: the only way you can ever get a group to choose a different movie to watch is by saying “fine but I’m gonna talk the entire way through it”; people will quickly dismiss any other objection but the threat of your "hilarious" quips throughout will be too much to bear so eventually they'll find a movie you like.

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