I was slightly surprised/amused recently to ask how is it possible that they haven't come out with a Halloween version of Hallmark Christmas Movies - just set up a factory and start churning out that sweet, sweet formula they've spent decades perfecting now & start cashing fat stacks of cash.
Then I worked the formula's scenario through my mind - NYC executive with no time for Halloween in her life gets sent by her huge, evil corporation to some tiny town to take over some small local business that's been run by the same family for 200 years in a building that according to local legend is haunted and after the town's heroic efforts to scare her away from destroying the beloved business she falls in love with Halloween and stays in the town forever while vowing to never let the beloved business fall into evil, corporate hands - and I realize oh yeah I guess they already did that. 😡
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