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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Today's THE OFFICE du Jour


There's a conference room scene in Back from Vacation in which the characters famously ratchet up the craziness because Dwight's tape recording the meeting for Michael while he's away on vacation; here's an excerpt:
Jim: Oh my God, Dwight, what're you doing?
Dwight: What?
Jim: You're not allowed to take off your pants in the middle of the office.
Dwight: I'm not.
Jim: Oh my God! He's got a knife!
Dwight: I do not have a knife!
Jim: No, let the record show that Dwight K. Schrute is now completely nude and is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?!
Dwight: [leans into tape recorder] Let the record show that Jim Halpert is a liar!
Jim: [picks up tape recorder and speaks into it] Dwight Schrute is now wearing a baby's bonnet.
Dwight: Give me it. I am not.
Phyllis: Oh, Jim Carrey just walked in! Dwight, get his autograph for Michael quickly...
Dwight: Jim Carrey did not just walk in, OK.
Karen: Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies tattoo?
Jim: Oh my God, Karen, you're right, that is Animal from the Muppet Babies.
Dwight: You can't see... You can't see my stomach.
Andy: I am now chopping off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw! ... Rin-in-in-in-in-in! 

My question is, how could the writers not have had a callback at the end of the episode with Michael Scott, the famously self-renowned greatest comedy fan of all time, completely not caring about the murderous chaos on the tape recording but being 100% overwhelmingly bummed about missing out on meeting Jim Carey??!?!

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