True Love Waze

Yesterday I was standing on the corner waiting for the WALK sign when my nose got hit with what could easily have won any nearby regional Fart Competition; just as this was registering in my brain a beautiful woman a few feet in front of me I'd already gawked at must've been hit with it too because her head suddenly jerked up & she couldn’t stop herself from wildly looking around & I just KNEW that if she looked at me I'd point back at her & mouth "was that you?" and that's the story we'd be telling our grandchildren one day, but that didn't happen.