Wednesday, January 07, 2026

Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: if you have a brand new bag of popcorn that’s unopened and an already half-eaten bag of popcorn, finishing the already-open bag may seem like the natural thing to do but I say start with the brand new bag since you’re guaranteed that popcorn will be fresh, whereas if you start eating the old popcorn by the time you’re kind of halfway through a bowl you might realize it’s crappy/not so fresh, but now you’re juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust too full enough to enjoy the newer, fresher popcorn and therein wasted some valued popcorn time.

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