Last night just before midnight at Wegmans (that's my next early 80s British Christmas single btw Last Night, Just Before Midnight at Wegmans) I saw a big green pepper on the floor; I don't even like peppers but as someone who lives in the building and drags my fat ass arounds Wegmans about 900x a day, I felt a certain responsibility to be a team player & picked it up and place it back on the shelf where it belonged.
Just as I was leaning down, out of the corner of my eye I saw the dark shape of someone else walking in my direction; I didn’t look up to see exactly who it was but I assumed it was a worker & immediately started fantasizing about what a hero I was gonna be to this person, me taking time out of my busy night to do the work of the people & we'd probably become best friends and oh hey look here I am at the Wegmans Christmas party this year!
But it wasn’t a worker, it was just some other guy like me wandering thru the store last night just before midnight.
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