Saturday, February 21, 2026

Sidewalk Anxiety Math

Me having a penchant for walking quickly + the person walking waaaaaaay in front of me having a penchant for walking slooooooowly / the distance between us measured in feet = the distance between us shrinking at the precise rate such that I’m trapped between knowing there’s no hope of passing them without looking like a total psycho and not being able to shake the feeling that I’m stalk-creeping them like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

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