Me having a penchant for walking quickly
+ the person walking waaaaaaay in front of me having a penchant for walking slooooooowly
/ the distance between us measured in feet
= the distance between us shrinking at the precise rate such that I’m trapped between knowing there’s no hope of passing them without looking like a total psycho and not being able to shake the feeling that I’m stalk-creeping them like the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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