An Open Letter to the People Who Make the Decisions at Reese's

Dear People Who Make the Decisions at Reese's,

Oh FFS you absolutely RULE the chocolate/peanut butter game every other day of the year all year long, why are you selling yourself out at Easter with this pathetic display- you're Reese’s, dammit!!!! ACT like it, let the fucking Russell Stover losers dance for their shekels $for Easter. 😡😡😡😡

I remain,
Xmastime