I Am Rocked, People, ROCKED! And Not in the Good Way!!!!

Roadrunner by the Modern Lovers is the single greatest rock & roll song ever. - XMASTIME

As of this morning I would have taken a bullet (in a buttock) (not the good one) for Jonathan Richman, but then I found out that he's only ever played Roadrunner live 5 times since he wrote it in 1970, only once since 1990 and refuses to play it because he "can’t play songs I don’t feel anymore. "😲🤯😡

I am gobsmacked; I can’t believe we're in a world where this is happening, to say nothing of how am I just now hearing about this??? HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY VH1 BEHIND THE MUSIC 10-PART NETFLIX SERIES???? 😲🤯😡

And you’re welcome for waiting so long to make a shitty "that's like The Colonel deciding in 1975 to stop frying fucking chicken" joke here. 😡😡😡😡

And FUCK YOU Spotify 😡😡😡😡 for always trying to make me hear some shitty alternate take of what should be considered the greatest rock & roll song of all time. 😡😡😡😡