Me. I'm Really Happening, Aren't I

I can't prove it now, but I swear earlier today at work Microsoft Word autocorrected something I'd misspelled to the n-word; I stared at it for a second before quickly panic-deleting it, assuming I was about to fall thru a trap door into oblivion (or, I suppose, the 9th floor) the second IT (somehow and for some reason) spotted it.