That Thing You Better @#$%ing Do, People!

According to my bff ChatGPT yesterday when I asked what day would make the moment at which we'll be an equal number of days since the release of That Thing You Do! as we were before it back to The Beatles invading America:

To match the 11,928 days from the Beatles landing in America → That Thing You Do! release:
You needed 1,189 more days beyond February 28, 2026.
✅ Equality date: June 1, 2029
On that day, the time from That Thing You Do! (Oct 4, 1996) to then will exactly equal the time from the Beatles’ U.S. arrival (Feb 7, 1964) to the movie’s release.

If I find we're nearing June 1, 2029, and I'm not sensing that enough of you people are making a big enough deal about this then I am going to flip the fuck out on you people, I swear to god.