I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: don’t ever attempt to eat popcorn off a paper plate while in front of other people – no matter how diligently you try you will not be able to keep at least a few pieces from flying off the plate, making you look like someone who’s either never seen popcorn before or someone who’s never seen a plate before; either way, nobody will ever be able to look at you quite the same again.
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