Dog Day Del

I must be dreaming because apparently they've invented my dream job, slobbering around with dogs:

New York-based pet health and nutrition company Spot & Tango is looking for two contractors to sniff dog breath and accept dog kisses for a price. The subscription brand posted job listings on its careers website for a dog breath sniffer and a dog kisser this week, and the qualifications are plenty.

The company’s ideal breath sniffer is someone who “can detect even the faintest hint of funk,” according to the job description. A strong sense of smell and a love for dogs are must-haves.

And yes I do have the perfect candidate, which I will now prove in two parts: the one and only Del Boy Trotter!

First of all, he often jokes about his dating history with (cough) "dogs" back in the day:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it turns out he has a great sniffer as well! 🤗 What the hell, if I must lose out on this dream job to someone else, I'm glad it's Del Boy. 🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

@classicuk.tv Del Boy & Mickey Pearce - What's that smell? #onlyfoolsandhorses #ukcomedy #uksictom #UKTV ♬ original sound - ClassicUK.TV