Saturday, April 04, 2026

Me. I'm Really Happening, Aren't I?

The cashier who hovers around the self-checkout at Wegmans was staring at some video that was loudly playing on his phone and I wanted to give him a look to let him know hey buddy don't worry, unlike all these other squares I'm a super chill man of the people but as I went to glance at him a fly or some shit hit my face so I ended up giving him a different look than I'd planned so now he probably hates me and I'm a racist.

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