Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: always eat your favorite parts of a salad first; how stupid will you feel when you’re dropping dead with a belly full of lettuce & the last thing you see is the pile of grilled chicken & parmesan croutons you’ll never get to eat?

PREVIOUS ADVICE HERE

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