Corporate Bathroom Business

I was standing at the urinal this morning (as if I’d be doing anything else at a urinal?) & went against my policy of not cutting a fart when someone else was in a stall as I figured I could get out of the bathroom before they came out of the stall & recognized who I was, which would cause me some level of embarrassment; of course right on cue one of my best work friends came strolling in & starts chatting it up with me so I was forced to do as many head nods/mumbling with the water running as I could so I could get the fuck out of there without my voice being recognized by whomever was in the stall.