I'll Just Sit Here Waiting for MLB to Ask Me to Save It, That's Fine

Just one day after rather brilliantly suggesting Major League Baseball should make their outfields more expansive because the players just keep getting bigger & bigger, and now what do you know, the Yankees are about to become the first team to ever have two 6'7" position players on a roster, so.

And yes, they're both outfielders.

NOTE: if the masses demand I be made MLB commissioner, I must be honest: I would seriously think about it.