Fuck You Uber!

I'm incredibly stupid with money & generally have no idea what I’m paying for anything at any given moment and will never have any of it anyway but for some reason the line I refuse to ever cross is Uber's bullshit "gee so sorry your wait is so long but gee what do you know our super premium fuckwad much more expensive Uber driver is just around the corner from you right now!" and the other day I buckled down & refused to cave and WELL well well, what the hell do you know: