Respect.

Whenever I notice that my upcoming Uber driver’s deaf I’m selfishly a bit relieved since it means he won’t be expecting any small talk, a guilt I'm happy to assuage with a bit extra on top of an already fairly generous tip, but it’s only now occurring to me to wonder what if they know that’s what I’m thinking, and it turns out young Narayen here isn’t deaf at all but instead knows how to enjoy a quiet ride himself while collecting some extra cash?

If this is true for even one Uber driver then as a bullshitter of all bullshitters amongst bullshitters, I respectfully tip my cap to them.