I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: whenever you’re behind somebody on an elevator who’s getting off at a floor before yours, make sure you have an incredibly benign look on your face with your eyes vaguely looking up & away in case when the doors open there’s a mirror across from the elevator & they’ll be able to see you gawking at them walking away.
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