Earlier today I found myself near a woman in Wegmans who could best be described as "ahummidy hummidy omg!"; in other words, not only easy on the peepers but pleasing to the utmost degree.
Thinking at a speed which bellied my usual sluggishness I instantly took a few steps towards the Halloween candy aisle. "She'll think I'm great with kids, that'll pique her interest & this'll be the story we tell our grandchildren one day!"
Then I realized that to her I’d be some fat guy poking around Halloween candy a month before Halloween, so I just keep walking without looking back.
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