Watching Oprah (this is yoooooooooour life, Xmastime!!!) right now I see that while they were doing The Mary Tyler Moore Show (sliiiiiiice) Cloris Leachman had a bet with Ed Asner that if he lost 30 lbs, she'd sleep with him. What the fuck - where's MY arrangement like that!! Camon, ladies!! It's for my health!!!! Volunteer!!!
Wouldn't that be a great business? "Weightfuckers" - you sign up for like $100/month or whatever, and every time you hit a goal they send a woman to fuck you. Seriously, is this not fucking genius? You wanna a healthier, slimmer nation? Here's the way.
1 comment:
genius!
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