Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Junior Yearbook.
Usually, yearbooks are designed to put a happy face on even the shittiest of sports seasons - football team went 3-7? "Rebuilding - Here We Come Next Year!!!" is an example. Or "Learning Lessons!" You get the idea. Now here are the one-word headlines for each of the three sports I played my junior year of high school:
DISMAL.
FRUSTRATION.
A STEP BACKWARD.
WTF???? Why not pass out loaded guns so we'd shoot oursaelves!?!??
Select lines:
"There were no highlights for the varsity baseball team."
"The varsity boy's basketball team set a school record this year as the first team to go an entire season without winning a game."
"Academic requirements were a problem."
"They started off dismally."
"It was a disastrous season."
Nice.
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I can't figure if that was Croc or Heidi Smith twisting the dagger in ole Xmas' heart. Maybe Beth Allen.
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