Always Be Contacting (Women Who Are Victoria Secret Models)

This morning I bitched at Match.com to quit wasting my time sending me fucking bikini models and the like; now I'd like to propose to them that if someone wants to contact someone who is 2 or more points above them on the looks scale from 1-10, they gotta pay extra.  This would lead people to spend less time foolishly emailing people they have no hopes of wooing and would force them to accept their station in a world wherein you're judged as a potential life mate primarily on how you look in a photo the size of a credit card.  If you wanna pay extra that's fine, and as a shout-out to my Match benefactor Marley Magwitch, we'll call these matches "the Glengarry Matches."