5) I’m starting a “Dudes Whose Lives I’d Like to Have” list. So far I
got Hef, Jimmy Buffet and Derek Jeter. As great as it’d be they each
have their drawbacks, I suppose. Hef’s old. Buffett, you’d hafta sing
‘Margaritaville' every day. Jeter’s not 100% white. I guess it’s true,
nobody’s perfect. - XMASTIME*
*even funnier from that post:
6) My personality test results here.
Was really hoping I’d hit “Submit” and it would come back with “You’re
Awesome!” or “Denzel –is that you??!?!!” I don’t know what any of it
means, but apparently I’m a mix of Sally Struthers, Danny Glover and
Donald Duck. I’m fat, too old for this shit and don’t wear pants. In
other words, these tests are fucking dead-on. Wow.
I'm happy to announce the
2014 Addition to This List: Graham Kerr, aka
The Galloping Gourmet.
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