Wednesday, November 06, 2024
Still Venting
I'll Say This
Venting
Ugh.
I've long been wary of our recent political addiction to appeasing some sort of bipartisan friendship fantasy in which we allow ourselves to believe the demands of the minority are as important as those of the majority; that a bill being bipartisan is somehow more important that it being good. Meanwhile we’re just getting more & more partisan every day anyways, and with no end in sight.
I think nothing will change until we start letting the winners of elections actually do stuff they want to do. Otherwise, there is just no incentive for the losing party –okay I’ll just say it, Republicans- to stop doubling down on being completely unreasonable assholes; with Democrats for some reason being pressured to constantly make sure their counterparts are happy, Republicans get enough of what they want to not have to re-think their own policies (or lack thereof) or tamper down their outrageous, dumber-by-the-day rhetoric, all without ever then having to shoulder any real responsibility if anything goes badly anyway. A democracy which continually rewards the minority over the majority is no democracy; a democracy for which over & over none of the majority’s ideas get to happen in favor of fealty to the minority is no democracy.
Tuesday, November 05, 2024
Magical Marah 100 Metro Memories, Man 😜
Longtime Xmastime bff Dave Bielanko of the awesome MARAH wrote a nice piece on their beautiful So What If We're Outta Tune (with The Rest of The World) a few years back and it's mostly about my old loft building, 100 Metro...way too many incredible memories of this Golden Era for 100 Metro, where a fantastic dinner party was always in danger of breaking out at any moment. Enjoy! 🤗 🥲 🎸 ❤️
THE SONG: "So What If We're Outta Tune (with The Rest of The World)"
This song is a great example of chasing a title around. "So What If We'Re Outta Tune...." Jesus, I thought...what if The Ronnettes had a song called that? A lost track, a failed single, maybe something too ambitious and smaltzy and overreaching to really connect w young America back in 1963 all gaudy high strings and murky, buried horn buzz, tinker bells at the tippy top....how bad would I wanna hear a song like that? Find that obscure 45 at a rummage sale.<
A 1st generation loser love song.
So I chased it around...the title anyway.
100 Metropolitan avenue in Brooklyn was Marah's HQ during the "IYDLYC" era (2005/2006)
The building itself was (is) a daunting monster, a big drab industrial city block that went up about 5 or six stories in a perfect square giving it all the architectural elegance of a cardboard shoe box.
Off brand Medical shoes from the 1940's. Crazy people shoes.
Bellview Hospital. Tenants of 100Metro jokingly called it "The Gray Lady".
It used to be a hat factory back when everybody on the east coast needed to look like WC Fields during the Great Depression. I'll save you all the obvious "mad as a hatter" bullshit...I'm sure it fucked us all up in a bunch of ways.
100 Metro had an archaic rusty chain driven elevator and access to the flimsy black tar roof with a stunning view of Lower Manhattan (beyond a mess of Williamsburg's famous ancient, wooden water towers)
If you needed a venue to film part 7 of the SAW horror movie series you could do a lot worse.
Larry Andersen loved our band and opened his loft up to us without a second thought; we could stay there whenever things got too fucked up elsewhere in our "real" lives; we could certainly stash our guitars and amps there, come and go as we pleased and occasionally throw big spaghetti and meatball dinners.
We watched many Super Bowls there, World Series', even spent a few Christmas Eves. The place was covered in vintage Joan Jett and Cramps posters, Patti Smith.... the walls were lined from floor to ceiling with dusty vinyl, a fully autographed 1st Ramones. Holy Shit Larry!! How?
Always, during this era, Marah did any necessary album overdubs there; a"pro-sumer" grade computer rig, a nice borrowed V62 preamp and a black SM7 on a ducked taped microphone stand that I drug up 95N from Franks Auto in South Philly once upon a time. A MARAH Last Rock N Roll Band sticker all faded and tattered on the heavy lead base.
Anyway, this place was our jawn. I was proud to hold a key.
In the bathroom we set up a flimsy 1970's colonial kitchen chair and the vocal mic and we started recording before i really finished writing the words. I knew that if we didn't start, we'd never finish (simple as that), and the song would vanish like a cool dream that you try desperately to remember as you are making AM coffee. But those kinda dreams always slip away, like so many other songs had vanished before and since. So I was still changing the words around as we pushed "record", maybe I'd get lucky?
You got to try.
In the end I was never really satisfied with it: on the album I play it a little bit too fast, I sing it a tiny bit too sharp, I'm nervous and self concious. Crossing shit out, writing in the margins with a broken red colored pencil, couldn't find a fucking pen. I know me and this was pretty much a straight up "love song".
So i was freaking out.
I fumble around on the thumb driven acoustic guitar figure. I was trying my best to be sure, but i certainly didn't "know" the song well enough to be cutting it entirely live as a singular, solo performance. B it was time...and if i was gonna land this song at all??...I was gonna land it the hard way.
This next part is super blurry....a girl from a famous high end Kentucky "bourbon family" was there, in 100 Metro and right out side the makeshift bathroom studio wall that didn't fully extend up to the ceiling.
So she was listening. I'm not sure why she was there? Visiting NYC? I'm trying to remember her name?? She was cool, we all liked her; she was a Marah fan and came to a bunch of shows way back then. Certainly any of Marah's Lexington/Louisville appearances. She'd also bring us multiple bottles of $$$bourbon any time she'd turn up. Stuff that was waaaay out of our league , (for that reason alone I'm very confident this gal is singularly responsible for blowing a bunch of Marah gigs that could have been potentially great). But don't hate her, bless her, not her fault. She meant well.
Anyway, she wasn't shy that day. When I finished stumbling thru an early take of "So What If We're Outta Tune..." she chimed right the fuck in saying that our record wouldn't be half as good if we didn't include "Outta Tune". She insisted that we include it. Needed it.
She said we'd be pussies to leave it off.
She said she'd quit liking us or bringing us bottles of expensive hootch if we kept it off.
She was serious about it. Convincing. She said other stuff too...but it's gone.
I wonder if she'd even remember any of this??
It weighed on me.
Later, after she was gone, I got through an entire take. It was the best I could do on that particular day.
We made a rough mix CD and I set off out onto the streets to walk around NewYork and ponder it.
I still couldn't decide.
So in the end, I guess she did.
This girl....who's name has gotten away.
We never re-cut it.
Serge added a banjo on the second verse. We all thumped big low, parade drums on the chorus; Kirk lead us all in an old fashioned la la la background gang vocal.
Serge sang the turnaround lines into an old dryer.
"with the rest of the world, with the rest of the world"
Finally he played a crystal wine glass, it made an eerie, unsettling drone.
A failed masterpiece.
Best we could do.
Speaking of Heroes...
...who amongst us will rise to power high enough to demand Uber Eats let us ask for extra French dip gravy from Arby's even if we hafta pay a little extra? 😡😡😡😡
(Laugh at me now but never forget, I pummeled those poor bastards of at Burger King into submission last year!!!)
Thoughtful Questions. I Have Them.
Xmastime Second-Chance Books
Emily Bronté
LAST READ: 2009
PREVIOUS XMASTIME:
Life. It's Really Happening, Isn't It?
A Wrap on This Shit (hopefully)
Do the Right Thing, People
Goodnight, Goodbye, Good Deez Nuts
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you say the same thing16 years ago about the kid who would inspire your first non-bestselling book?"
Sigh. Yes I did, faithful reader
Short Bus waves goodbye to things, but never says hello, even though it's the same arm motion and "hi" seems as easy to say as "bye", one would think. Somehow I feel there's a George Jones song in there somewhere.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeep. (Shrug Emoji Here)
It took a cataclysmic civil war to end slavery. It took an attack on Pearl Harbor by one Axis power and the subsequent declaration of war on us by Nazi Germany to bring America into the fight against fascism in the middle of the 20th century. And it took innumerable acts of nonviolent protest to end legalized segregation. We, in other words, never simply wake up one morning and decide to bend the arc of the universe toward justice. As the old aphorism puts it, Americans do the right thing only once we have exhausted every other possibility.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you point this phenomenon out sixteen years ago?"
Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readerWe're patting ourselves on the back for getting rid of Bush, but we are, as usual, about four years behind. And we STILL almost elected his successor, were it not for the financial crisis....which, what do you know, nobody bothered to do anything about until shit went tits up. TITS UP - this seems to be our modus operandi now; if you want any change at all, you hafta wait for complete disaster. Until global warming completely destroys a part of the country we give a shit about, nothing will be done on that. So to keep the auto industry in the status quo is to set us back years again re: alternate fuels and energy et al. Because unless they HAVE to change things, they won't. Why would they?
Don't bankroll them, make them go tits-up...and WHAT DO YOU KNOW, I'm guessing they'll "all of a sudden" start coming up with ideas they should've been implementing a long time ago.
Monday, November 04, 2024
Now Hear This 🇮🇪
Another one of my favorite books ever by Irish writers is my beloved The Irish R.M. of course, so if you find yourself on a long drive and wanna be lifted along the road a bit by the lilting lull of some great Irish bullshit, you can listen to it all HERE. 🤗 🤣
I clipped one of my favorite lines from the book for myself, enjoy!
"They were 'Black Protestants', all of them, in virtue of their descent from a godly soldier of Cromwell, and all were prepared at any moment of the day or night to sell a horse."
RIP Quincy Jones
Let Me Tell You People Something
If you think you haven't heard worse political slogans than this one then you are lying to yourself, people.
Oh Oh
I think I just always assume since fruit's super-healthy for you it has no calories so imagine my surprise just now to find out grapes, which I've been hoovering by the bucket, do....and it's 60 calories per cup.... 😬 🍇
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I invented the HOW HOT WAS JESUS? meme that become de riguer, you're welcome very much
We were reminded that today is the 30th anniversary of when my squad of squads Idle played at my college
I celebrated the greatest email of all time, thank you Marley!
I had some amazing, prescient thoughts on what streaming would become, you're welcome very much