Thursday, April 03, 2025
Insta du Jour
Wednesday, April 02, 2025
Americans. We Are the Fucking Worst.
One Thing All of Us as Americans Can Agree On
I’ll Say This
Tuesday, April 01, 2025
Okay I Hafta Say This Guys
(This is from a talk last week about Stipe being a 2025 McNair Honoree, whateverthehell that is, you can watch it all here if you don't wanna just sit here listening to me bitch & moan about it.)
Scamps Like Us
Moi Say Moi back in 2011:
Remembering Xmastime Memories with Xmastime
Ye olde schooner XMASTIME 10 years ago today:
Of all the kazillion things from Amazon someone could've stolen from my front door over all these years...but it's not as if they just grabbed the package and scurried down the block and then saw what their bounty was. This guy (OR girl! I am soooo woke, people!!) stopped, opened the package, saw that it was a book of Thomas Hardy poems, was apparently delighted and took the book while leaving the packaging, therein making him (OR her! I am soooo woke, people!) the most curiously specific thief of all time.
This, ladies and gentlemen and gentle ladies and ladymen, is that very package at that very moment. (Curtsy)
These Smiley $%@!ing Potato Things
State du Moi
At Wegmans with Heroin blasting through my skull waiting for a price check on my Regenerist micro-sculpting moisturizer like a goddam real-live American badass.
We ❤️ You Conan O' Brien 🤗🕺
Really, really fantastic snack-sized sit-down in 2008 with Conan's explicit/insightful thoughts on what he thinks is funny. 🤗🤣❤️🕺
Questions. I Have Them.
FFS PEOPLE I CAN’T COME UP WITH ALL THE GREAT IDEAS!!!
I'll Bet You This...
..13 years later Rick Pitino really coulda used the stone-cold genius of Al McGuire. 🤗🕺🏀
They Got Me
Shitty Joke du Jour (for now)
Current Events
Netflix Series Ideas. I Have Them.
LOOKING FOR INVESTORS EVERYBODY!!
Work is Work
Monday, March 31, 2025
Computer Shortcut Zen by Theodore, Ultra-Conservative Right-Wing Stuffed Bear
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